The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day. 100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark/Navy Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.) Modern classic fit Tubular body Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems Taped neck and shoulders Ribbed collar Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low Cool iron inside-out

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Some shirts say it all—and this one says it with attitude. 😂 The “I’M FRIENDLY BUT MY WIFE ISN’T, DON’T TOUCH” design is perfect for husbands who love playful marriage humor and couples who enjoy funny, protective-wife jokes. It’s bold, memorable, and guaranteed to get laughs wherever it goes. Why people love it: 😂 It’s funny, relatable, and instantly attention-grabbing 💍 Perfect for married men with a strong, funny, protective wife 🎁 Makes a hilarious gift from a wife, friend, or family member 👕 Great for everyday wear, vacations, cookouts, date nights, and casual outings 📸 Fun conversation starter for parties and social media photos Perfect for: Husbands Married couples Funny anniversary gifts Birthday gifts for husbands Valentine’s Day gifts Father’s Day gifts Christmas gifts for married men Grab yours now before someone else gets the laugh first!